digital court reporter 

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

digital court reporter by Butter Mike June 16, 2023

Conspiracy Reporter

A person that engages in objective evidence-based reporting and/or commentary on events that involve a group of people covertly working together to achieve an illegal goal.

That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.

Conspiracy Reporter by Tursipz June 5, 2013

Court Reporter 

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.

Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.

Court Reporter by Butter Mike October 20, 2018

news reporter 

a man that is greatly capable of attracting women. (mostly asain). He is someone that other men are often jealous of and wish to be them. One of the best examples is an "Asian News Reporter".

DID YOU SEE AARON THE OTHER DAY!?! HE HAD AT LEAST TWELVE ASIAN GIRLS ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S AN ASIAN NEWS REPORTER!!!

news reporter by thenextbestthing198 December 17, 2008

Reporter 

An attractive Asian woman. Comes from the program Family Guy's Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa.

"Look at that sweet ass reporter!"

Reporter by TCK82 February 8, 2008

self reporter 

An imposter in Among Us who deliberately self reports in order to fein innocence.

Self reporters often have no other witnesses to the murder.

self reporter by MaybeARealWord February 13, 2022

reborted 

An insult used to ask someone to travel back in time and get himself killed as a baby, whether by miscarriage or abortion.

I suggest that Perapin get himself reborted.

reborted by SlenderXP May 4, 2015