Would you rather 

A fun game where a person is giving two scenarious, usually humiliating, and is forced to choose one.

Hey budrick, would you rather have your parents walk in on you masturbating to their wedding photos or would you rather have the whole football team blow their load on your naked body in the locker room?

Would you rather by Cee Dub December 21, 2003

I'd rather snuggle with Shrek 

If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.

Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.

Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.

I'd rather snuggle with Shrek by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015

I Would Rather 

A phrasing technique originating in Palo Alto, California, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.

Chris: Hey, want to go to the unaccompanied sax concert? I hear the performer is pretty casj.

Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.

I Would Rather by Hombre3000 March 2, 2010

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater by 7humbs December 9, 2008

i would rather die 

phrase related to something you are greatly opposed to.

are you coming to blackburn ?

response: I would rather die

i would rather die by Robert Coote January 17, 2007

Dan Rather 

A "journalist" better known for sayings like:

"Let's hit these biscuits with a dab of gravy."

than actual news reporting.

A newsman with a vendetta that came close to tears on the night of November 2, 2004 when he had to announce that the guy he made up documents to smear ( President George W. Bush) had actually won the election while he (Dan Rather) had lost what little credibility he had left.

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Dan Rather by Concerned November 29, 2004

Dan Rather 

See Dinosaur or fossil.

Dan Rather needs to wipe his mouth once in a while. He drools more than my dog.

Dan Rather by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005