Another name for gnat. My Great Grandma came up with the word "quiff". A quiff is another name for a vagina. One day, another family member had a dog laying out in the sun and there was a swarm of gnats flying around the dogs vagina. That's when my family started calling gnats "quiff flies".
A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.
At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?