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A way of greeting German putang. As it is widely known that German putang has a mind of its own, this is used to greet it usually before oral sex. It also can be used as a chat up line for hungry Hagrids.
Alf: Woah last night I had a crazy German wench with a crazy putang, I had to give it a little Putentag just to avoid injury.
Putentag by John Kong January 19, 2013
Related Words
puted pute Puter Pubed Punted putted Puteri PutDaTeamOnMyBack putee putera

knotty-pated 

Shakespearian insult for dull-witted, block head!
He was a beslubbering, knotty-pated, fustilarian. (An oily,dim witted, scoundrel)
knotty-pated by Jemswill June 1, 2016
A term derived from the word pwned.

This term can be used when you've pwned someone with a pun, hence PUNing the person.
-What are you doing for christmas?"
-I'm actually helping a friend of mine moving"
-Oh, happy haul-idays!"
*Sigh*
-PUNed!
PUNed by Spökmacka December 29, 2010
When someone screws you over in some way using Pizza Hut.
Someone you know phuted you by sending you a pizza thereby making you think that they have stolen your identity and/or are trying to kill your children by exploiting their allergies.

Your ex-wife phuted a Pizza Hut Manager thereby ruining your marriage.
phuted by ZubaZ August 28, 2013

Sale Pute 

-Elle est encore enceinte!
-Sale pute!

translation
-She's pregnant again!
Dirty whore!
Sale Pute by jemenfous August 15, 2011
/poo-te-ree-uh/ adjective

Spanish word translating to letting loose, thotting around, having fun. Typically associated with weekend behavior.
Friend 1: I'm so excited for this weekend!
Friend 2: Bruh same. Let the puteria begin!
Puteria by Kettywap November 16, 2016