purple-headed monster 

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

purple-headed monster by Jake March 25, 2004

purple headed bitch splitter 

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

purple headed bitch splitter by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006

a purple headed womb ferret 

a fat cock

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"

a purple headed womb ferret by bantu rydurr November 28, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Hex June 11, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.

I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Biscuits July 3, 2006

purple headed battering ram 

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis

"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

purple headed battering ram by gogggg January 28, 2006

purple headed yogurt slanger 

the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation

the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.

purple headed yogurt slanger by dj-hartford April 29, 2008