Procrastinator 

Says im going to finish all my school work on time

me rushing to complete it 20 minutes before its due; procrastinator

Procrastinator by zx,cz February 13, 2022

procrastinator 

A synonym for the entirety of humanity, or someone who does everything to avoid anything.

Guy1: Why you oughta be so much of a procrastinator, huh?
Guy2: Well aren't we all?
Guy1: ...
Guy2: ...
Guy1: Woah... that's deep
.......
Mom: *yells from upstares* did you remember to throw away the trash billy?

procrastinator by "Tech" Zachary January 28, 2023

Procrastinator 

Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.

And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.

It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark

yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.

Procrastinator by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024

Procrastinator's Motto

"Why put off today what you can put off tomorrow?"

If you want something to get done, don't ask Bill to do it. He subscribes to the "procrastinator's motto".

Procrastinator's Motto by poppilopo June 4, 2009

procrastinator extraordinaire 

Someone who always procrastinates, no matter what the situation.

Jenny is a procrastinator extraordinaire

procrastinator extraordinaire by SarahE2009 February 6, 2009

Procrastinator's Decade 

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).

Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."

Procrastinator's Decade by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014

Procrastinator, The 

Title of up-and-coming student newspaper from Rudolf Steiner School Kings Langley. It exists to serve three noble purposes:
1) To pump out gossip and propaganda
2) To advocate procrastination
3) To rip off students

"Yo, dude, have you got this issue of The Procrastinator?

Procrastinator, The by The Editor January 16, 2005