Potomac School 

A paradise for goody-two-shoes rich kids where there are no rules or punishments. We have 30 assemblies a week and hail a cult surrounding student life director Jake Westermann. We're good at a couple of sports but also lose to shitty ass schools like Maret. Also if you walk down the halls, you might run into a 12 and 16-year-old making out. Just leave them alone, it's normal here. All the students suffer from terminal anxiety due to 4 hours a night of homework and 12 tests a week.

Friend: Hey I think that kid cheated on a test.
Other Friend: Yeah he went to the Potomac School.

Potomac

Potomac School by brentpeterson4prez December 7, 2022

potomac, churchill highschool

Beverly Hills 90210 was supposed to be called Potomac Md 20854 because Churchill Highschool is where they found the idea.

jappy pot head girls, juicy throughout the school,

potomac, churchill highschool by Kara February 22, 2005

Potomac School 

The Potomac School is one of the best schools in Virginia. The academics are hard and the people are all very nice. Potomac students do a large amount of community service throughout the year and are very disciplined. There are a lot of drugs and drinking problems but this is what you get at any school with large amounts of money. The girls are all very pretty and the boys are very smart. All in all if you are looking at private schools in Virginia, Potomac is the place to be.

Pretty girl walks in with smart looking boy. They are very nice.
Gonzaga Boy: They must go to the Potomac School...
Landon Boy: Yeah you're right. They definitely do.

Potomac School by schoolrater September 12, 2010

Potomac LS 

The godliest MS team ever created, who tutored and instructed Potomac LW in all things debate.
They have written some of the best and most nuanced cases in existence, like the beer industry April 2020 PF Case.

"Wow, Potomac LS is so godly, even NPR agrees!"

Potomac LS by HezzyCheese December 1, 2020

Potomac Mills 

The only mall located in Woodbridge,Va.

Potomac Mills is an outlet mall, meaning everything is over stocked, over stocked, possibly fucked up, and messy. The mall is never empty. Gar-field students are usually at Potomac Mills,given that the school is located across the street.

Betty:Hay, what are you doing tonight?
David: Oh me and Chris are going to head of to Potomac mills

Potomac Mills by Jessicawe February 22, 2011

Potomac Kid 

A Rich White teen that has rich parents , who live in Potomac MD. A Potomac Kid generally is Jewish and drives a BMW.

Look at Jim in his BMW. Hes such a Potomac Kid

Potomac Kid by fagtron5000 March 16, 2014

Potomac, Maryland

1. A wealthy community full of white people and very few minorities.
2. Seriously, a community with a majority of Jewish pricks who strive to be well noticed and form their own groups that looks down on the rest of the world.
3. These people think they are the shit but really need to get their shit run.
4. Most Hypocritical people in the world.
(Some people that live in Potomac are decent...just some...)

Look no further for the pricks by listening to kids at Churchill or listening to their parents bitch in the lines of Giant or at the mall.

Prick 1 - Why does she wear that she's so fat she doesn't deserve to be in those clothes
Prick 2 - Ugh... she's such an annoying fat slut you know she gave head to this wooton kid
Prick 1 - I'm not surprised she is so easy... hey by the way let's go hop in the convertible BMW and go to the mall to get some new clothes for tonight... Chad is going to be there I'm hoping to hook up with him hopefully he is better than Jon.
Prick 2 - Who is Jon?
Prick 1 - The one I gave head to last night. Shotgun!

Potomac, Maryland by Mellion February 21, 2005