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Poontang Patrol 

When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.
Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.
Poontang Patrol by Handyman1989 November 20, 2009

Poontang 

Cunt, snatch, whisker biscuit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, slit, pussy.
I lover the poontang
Poontang by Steve Schmidt March 13, 2003

poontang 

A woman's vagina, pussy, crotch, giney.
Get that penis out of my poontang!
poontang by Mia April 6, 2005

Poontang Punch

When you're sitting down and that bitch standing next to you is just pissing you off so much, you just gotta punch her in the Poontang. Similar to Cunt Punt.
Sally: "Jeff! you've been playing Halo for hours! Spend some more time with me."
Jeff: "Wait, I have to finish this match!"
Sally: "No! Please just turn it off!"
Jeff: *Poontang Punch*
Poontang Punch by Quesodude April 2, 2009

Poontang 

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang
Poontang by Joel September 23, 2003

Poondangler 

A real man's man as well as a real ladies man. One whom all the ladies want and all the men want to be. One of the nicest things a someone can say to a man. If someone is called this when you are around, be amazed because you are in the presence of greatness.
eric lipinski is a poondangler, while Mickey Rea is not.
Poondangler by The Impulsivist June 11, 2009