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Captain Phillips

When you slap your partner mid intercourse and proclaim "I am the captain now!" In the style of the popular Tom Hanks film Captain Phillips.
"Bang! I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
"John pulled the old Captain Philips on me last night! He really is the captain" - Captain Phillips
"Wtf John?" I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
Captain Phillips by Jimthesmiley January 12, 2016
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Evan Phillips 

Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.
“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
Evan Phillips by evandagoon April 3, 2020

phillipa 

The most beautiful girl in the whole world. Kind and caring for all with a voice that so soothing I can hear it when I dream..she may seem like the serious working professional..9/5 but when she lets her hair down watch out...cuase your in for one crazy weeknd. She has an adventures fun spirit, and likes to push the boundaries. She has a love for fancy dress or should I say disguise ;) the most amazing person I've met in my entire life! Damn i gotta get that girl a plane !
Wow! Amazing how did we end up here! Thats right, Phillipa! Man that girls wild
phillipa by astrid December 14, 2013

Terrance and Phillip 

Canadian humor at its best. Features two idiots who do nothing but fart throughout the show.
Terrence: Hey Philip. Can you smell the color of the wind?
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.
Terrance and Phillip by AYB May 21, 2003
Phillip with 2L’s is the most amazing, caring, unique and funny man you could ever meet. He’s good looking and an amazing lover, the kind of guy who makes you believe in love again. An incredibly faithful guy and a man that will always call you beautiful when you look a mess. He’s goofy and childish at times but that just makes him fun to be around and makes you like him more and more. He’s a little bit of an geeky introvert with a love for comics, anime and games with a crazy personality and an adventurous side. A Phillip is the best hugger you can find.
If you find a Phillip keep him close.
Phillip by Pandasloth1914 November 26, 2021

Phillipa Soo 

Phillipa Soo (More commonly known as Pippa or Pips) is a goddess. She is stunning, perfect and most of all, a cinnamon roll.

She was given the name 'Cinnamon Roll' during a digital Ham4Ham where she sang a beautiful Aria from Copland with co-star, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and Alex Lacamoire when Lin deemed her a 'Cinnamon Roll'.

Lin, "In the words of the kids they are precious cinnamon rolls too good for this world. Please sing this"
Pippa, "What?!"
Lin, "It's a thing the kids say."
Pippa, "Aww that's cute!"
Lin, "Sing ya cinnamon rolls!"
She is also commonly known for her emoji faces, more commonly known as 'Pipmojis' a name given to her emoji faces after sending a picture to Lin-Manuel Miranda and him giving her that name when he posted to Twitter.
Some people question the relationship between Lin-Manuel Miranda and Pippa, as they starred in Lin's musical, Hamilton together, with many Tweets that people claim to be flirtatious. They even have a ship name called 'Lippa'
Me, "Do you know Phillipa Soo? Living goddess, best actress to act on Broadway, cInNaMoN rOlL!?"
Friend "No idea..."

Me, "Look her up. She's perfect. Her favourite ice cream flavour is butter pecan!"

Philiping 

When you try to fart and end up shutting your pants. Unfortunate.
Man I went to the prom and ended up philiping
Philiping by Bret carroll December 17, 2019