peeing

1. The act of your weewee/vagina leeking.
2. Sometimes forced act of urinating.

I am peeing on your leg.

Bobby can't stop peeing his pants.

She is peeing abnormally.

peeing by CJDJ September 25, 2005

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn 

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

Pawing 

Making hands into a fist and rubbing them against another person in a cat-like manner. The act is usually done for attention or to annoy.

Stop pawing me, I'll play cards with you in a minute, neck off necker

Pawing by VictorianMan2 September 13, 2009

peeing tool 

Penis

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”

peeing tool by JagBomb September 13, 2020

epi-pening 

The process of stabbing your friend in the Leg repeatedly in the back of a car with a epi pen while someone is driving at over 100mph to the hospital

I was epi-pening Tori in the back of the car while Addison sped down the road to the hospital

epi-pening by Crazy caffeine girl April 9, 2017

Peting 

When the lady lubricates her little finger and slides it down the man's japs-eye. Extreme peting is when the lady inserts a larger object e.g a dildo down the japs-eye.

Dude, this girl freaky last night. She sucked her finger and did a little peting on me.

Peting by Extreme Peting January 26, 2010

peeing on the wheels of progress 

Someone who is procrastinating or generally being inefficient in some effort.

Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.

peeing on the wheels of progress by Steve Cox February 16, 2008