Originalism

A form of judicial self-insert fanfic in which the author of a legal opinion imagines the founders of the nations fawning over them, panties a-drip to agree with their ideas. "Oh Antonin, you're not like all the other justices, you really get me; of course corporations are people! Hamilton was just telling me as much just the other day; how clever and handsome you are!"

Citing the doctrine of Originalism, the court disregarded the "well-regulated militia" clause of the 2nd Amendment.

Originalism by Tigerhorse October 12, 2020

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Honki Originalis

A lost Brazilian gay pastor who claims to be an American but with his roots in the Dominican Republic and in Kenya.

A Mohito who lived in Brazil.

Honki Originalis by Honki Black December 18, 2004

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originalism

A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead

Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets

originalism by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019

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OriginalTSP

A man with an awesome squirrel =suit. completely shredded. runs the touch and only gets down with 90s rap. got a mean set of wheels in which he slams poon in. An Academic All Star and future CEO of GE

tuck in that skin flap and stop acting like OriginalTSP.

your skin flap is jammed in the door of your 95 bonneville like OriginalTSP.

youve gone through more whey protein than OriginalTSP

OriginalTSP by Massive large hungman October 27, 2011