Originalism
A form of judicial self-insert fanfic in which the author of a legal opinion imagines the founders of the nations fawning over them, panties a-drip to agree with their ideas. "Oh Antonin, you're not like all the other justices, you really get me; of course corporations are people! Hamilton was just telling me as much just the other day; how clever and handsome you are!"
Citing the doctrine of Originalism, the court disregarded the "well-regulated militia" clause of the 2nd Amendment.
Originalism by Tigerhorse October 12, 2020
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