OriginalityIsRareXox

it means I have a very interesting STD and I possibly may have chlamydia but I just wank with cream so its all Gucci mush. if you don't like memes you're a disappointment and can suck on my clock. you're thinking why am I sat here writing this but the question is is why are you sat here reading this when you can be going to the gym getting exercise. fireworks erupt inside your insides and the local unfriendly neighbourhood pedophile & child molester come rape you erect in your fanny or dick... see im not being racist there bro... wait I mean sexist... you pop your pussy or dick masturbate in public and wank your little brother till he cums in your mouth xox... wait theres more memes are love memes are life... fuck off go get originality and don't use my word you unwanted disgrace to the grass on this earth you dirty asshole. oh and by the way take off your mask its not Halloween just yet honeyboo (kissy face thingy you hoe) yeh go get originality suck your mums fanny and be more inbread than yeast like the fucking queen you slag love you lots xoxoxoxoxo hope this gets published and if it does send me money @69ZooLanePH69suckyourmumxox yeh imam be a millionaire motherfucker eat my nan out fly to space where youre wanter by slags ill be back mark my word hoe (kissyfaceslagemoji)

OriginalityIsRareXox hoe lots of love slag in a bag

OriginalityIsRareXox by sugardaddyyyyy October 30, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012