Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.

Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."

Sex Offender Status Hot by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019

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Registered Text Offender

Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.

"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."

"Hey"

"What's Up"
"What are you doing"

"You must be at work"

"hey"

Registered Text Offender by feyonce' August 6, 2014

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anniversary offender

A guy who has two or more relationships that share the same anniversary day or date.

Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"

Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."

Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."

anniversary offender by westfalia December 18, 2009