No shit Sherlock 

The witty response to a statement of sorts

Sam: Ugh I wear too much makeup!
Drew: Yeah, no shit Sherlock!

No shit Sherlock by Drew Diamond February 18, 2017

no shit sherlock 

No shit sherlock is used to insult someone who is stating to blatant obvious. similar to "you don't say" or "thanks captain obvious!"

if someone is saying something obvious instead of saying "no fucking shit" you would add "sherlock" to it just to insult them further.

dude1: hey there is a hole in the boat i think we may sink
dude2: no shit sherlock

no shit sherlock by soodinym June 8, 2016

No Gay Shit 

A term used instantly after saying that gay shit to cover your back

Tim: I would suck her dads dick just to get a taste of the recipe

Mike: WTF??
Tim: No gay shit tho
Mike: Oh ok

No Gay Shit by poonsabi January 17, 2018

Gang Shit, No Lame Shit 

If you know, you know. Not much to explain. Gang Shit, No Lame Shit; or vice-versa. Either way, you get da point; das if you tapped in...

gsnls da world. homage to 1028yakwtfgo. D2L da truth too. Hand in hand. D2L4L

I was hanging out the whip at a takeover with my ski and reppin da Mexico flag and jus had to say "Gang Shit, No Lame Shit" to the camera, just in case folks thought dis shit wasn't fr. Was on some D2BLELIFE shit lowkey...

(#SUMD2LSHIT)

Gang Shit, No Lame Shit by D2BLELIFE August 9, 2023

well, no shit 

A response similar to 'how interesting' or 'I didn't know that'.

Ex. Person 1- "did you know that there are over a thousand different species of fish?" Person 2- "well, no shit!"

well, no shit by the dirty bastard May 27, 2009

no shit 

a quick and witty come back to some who states the obvious

woman behind a burger van: do you want a cheese burger? its the same as a normal burger but with cheese on

guy picking his food: no shit

no shit by metalrob1 November 28, 2009

No Shit 

To affirm as in "no really?" but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.

No shit, sherlock.

No Shit by smaq February 22, 2003