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Muddle Management

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An Incompetent Middle Management structure that exists even when there are changes in upper management. Upper Management may want to set a new course of action, but is not well executed by the current inept middle management.

Lots of muddling around, with no results!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard you got a new CEO in your company.
Dave: Yes, but he won't accomplish anything, due to the current structure of Muddle Management in our group,. I swear, our company needs an enema at this level!
Muddle Management by brooskitooski February 20, 2021
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Muddle Management

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A level of middle management in a company where there is a high level of incompetency, where management just muddles around and does nothing!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard your company just got a new CEO..

Dave: Yeah, but he isn't going to do anything. Our middle management is still around, muddling about doing nothing. They are the epitome is Muddle Management!
Muddle Management by brooskitooski March 14, 2021
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steph middleditch 

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bradley rivers' mother, the lengest of humans on earth
did you see steph middleditch the other day? i'd clap them cheeks
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Mojito Butt Muddle 

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When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.
Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!
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French Muddler 

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The dirtiest, filthiest, most sexually repulsive act. It varies with each definition, all the constant response should be "don't be filthy". It can be described as a simple ATM or a Brown ATM with JAM, it could be any variation of a dirty sanchez, a dirty bucharian, a cleaveland steamer. But generally the worst thing one can think of.
Girl: I thought it was strange when he asked me for a french muddler...like he knew me or something.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.
French Muddler by Daniil Lehrman June 4, 2010
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muddlerman

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A dude who keeps on fucking up in life and always makes his goal to fuck up everything he does and for those around him. He's a combination of a Borth, Mussleman, and Clay. He looks like the troll from Harry Potter but with Down syndrome
Muddlerman: I can't wait to muddle you guys.

Real Niggas: Lets beat the muddler out of this bitch.
muddlerman by Godisamuddlerman May 28, 2017

muddlehead

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A professor who is regarded as an intellectual in his/her respective field for his/her theoretical applications to various cultural/political issues. While the professor can state his/her argument with great confidence and linguistic ability, he/she can't seem to take a position, much less differentiate between right or wrong, left or right, pro or con, black or white; turning everything into grey-matter. This phenomenon can be attributed to covering his/her own ass, academically speaking.
My professor is such a muddlehead; when asked to take a stance on abortion he said, "both."
muddlehead by israel87 February 2, 2009
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