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maintenance fap 

You're at a point in your life, bored and unmotivated, no girlfriend, and you fap even though you don't really want to just because you know if you don't you'll probably have a wet dream.
maintenance fap by eyeballcutter December 18, 2012
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high-maintenance 

1. Require (ing) a lot of work/attention to maintain.

2. Require (ing) a lot of money or attention to appearance.

3. Require (ing) a high emotional investment or en excessive amount of money.

EXAMPLES OF HIGH-MAINTENANCE BEHAVIOR:
-Having frequent professional cosmetic consultations, such as hair-dressing, manicures and pedicures
-Excessive worthless spending (tricking)
-Attention craving
-Being too delicate or suavé
NOTE: high-maintenance is primarily used to refer to attractive straight women or a person/people that's stuck on self.

Maintenance Wipe 

Any follow-up ass wiping that is loosely associated with a prior shit. Primarily to make sure the ass is completely clean before leaving the homestead and going out to locations where bathrooms might not be as available or as user friendly as you’d prefer them to be. Also useful to clean swamp ass.
Father Jimbo will be ready to go to the bar as soon as he makes one more phonecall and does a maintenance wipe.
Maintenance Wipe by Father Jimbo February 16, 2010

high maintenance friend 

A friend who requires more maintenance than their contribution to your life is worth.
Matt was always expecting Christina to make him new clothes, remind him of important dates, and schedule her life around his. He very rarely kept appointments they had to get together, and never accepted invitations that she initiated to get together. Things were always on his terms, and in his way, and eventually Christina stopped trying to maintain the friendship, because Matt was way too much of a high maintenance friend.

High maintenance woman

Has higher than normal expectations; has a greater requirement for affection or attention; has more needs and/or demands and therefore more difficult or challenging.
Doesn't equate to money or material possessions alone but may be needy in emotional attention and affection;picky, bratty, likes things her way, takes pride in her appearance, finicky. Usually very well put together and usually independent therefore requiring a lot out of aman to keep up with her.
"If you have to reassure her through texts email or calls that you're lucky to have her, sheks so pretty, etc...- she's a high maintenance woman"

"If you have to put effort into wooing her as a true gentleman should, be lucky that you've snagged yourself a hot attractive high maintenance woman"
High maintenance woman by B0ssladie December 17, 2011
Manter is a short Mong who makes videos about Indian people (bit sad cus he is Indian) he is friends with the big YouTuber Rampz and celebrity Ryann. Sadly it’s Long since his dad left or been put in jail (or both) but overall he is a sad little man
Manter has got no banter now that Rampz fella is funny
Manter by A dude who likes you September 12, 2020