milking table 

A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.

I just bought my husband a milking table!

milking table by Aggin and Aggin June 28, 2015

Milking the cow 

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.

I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!

Milking the cow by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023

milking studs 

A male strip club located in Austin, Texas.

I dance nightly at the male male strip club called Milking Studs, and I swear you bought a dance from me.

milking studs by definition guy2610 March 11, 2017

milking a dead rat 

to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).

1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.

milking a dead rat by buches October 9, 2012

Milking the chamber 

When toking from a bong, one must hold a lit lighter to the end of the chalice, put his mouth to the opening at the top of the bong and breath in to draw the smoke up and into the chamber. The process is referred to as 'milking the chamber.' Once the chamber has been milked appropriately, the toker takes his thump from the rush hole and breathes in HARD, sucking up a sweet blend of air and smoke which may give him a harsh headrush.

"Dude, you milked that chamber nicely, now take yo' thumb off the rush hole and BREATHE IT!!"

Milking the chamber by Rep August 24, 2004

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

milking the trouser snake by keifermail July 12, 2009

milking it 

taking more time or advantage than you're really due because you can get away with it. Short for "milking it for all it's worth."

Sara's at home taking care of her sick boyfriend. Hasn't he had that cold for two weeks? Yeah, he's milking it.

Isn't Bill back from that job yet? Still gone, he must be milking it.

Is Johnnie still crying--she hardly hit him? Oh, he's milking it.

milking it by Scott ATL March 13, 2013