Milking it 

Louisa’s 40th birthday celebrations!

They’re milking this situation aren’t they? Yeah a bit like Louisa’s 40th Birthday celebrations... now that was milking it!!

Milking it by Lovinglifelou May 28, 2018

Milking the Badger 

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

Milking the Badger by MeHigh July 12, 2007

mockingbird 

A people pleaser personality.
A person that takes on the personality of anyone they around during that period of time, having no real personality of their own.

Becca doesn't really like football, she's just a mockingbird.

mockingbird by BBsis February 8, 2017

Road Milking 

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.

My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.

Road Milking by Stingyjack December 17, 2009

mucking crust

Aggressively eating vagina with the entire mouth until completion.

Ally told me gally was mucking crust all night until she completed.

Gally was mucking crust until ally’s completion.

mucking crust by DuqD3Puck October 6, 2021

Money Milking

The act of attempting to squeeze as much money as possible out of a franchise without consideration for the resulting descent in its integrity and reputation.

"Continuing The Office after Michael Scott left? Ugh, total money milking" - The internet
Star Trek animated series, Rocky 4...

Money Milking by wowcanyounot June 22, 2013

milking the lizard 

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

milking the lizard by brendan June 19, 2004