meathead 

An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.

meathead by BONE May 3, 2003

Mark give me the Z U C C

Something Mark Zuckerberg's wife yells at him in bed.

"Oh, MARK GIVE ME THE Z U C C!!!!!"

Mark give me the Z U C C by MachoMan098 July 17, 2017

methematician 

1. One who is distinguished in the field of methematics (the study of methamphetamine manufacture, distribution and consumption, together with the history of meth use and its impact on modern culture. A low point in the history of methematics occurred during World War II when allied and axis forces used amphetamine and methamphetamine to enhance and extend (temporally) their fighting skills.
2. A legitimate or underground chemist who excels in the manufacture of the highest quality methamphetamine. Usually, methematicians cook only for themselves and very trusted associates for personal use only. Methematicians actively discourage meth use by the masses. Methematicians focus on the social utility of methamphetamine.
3. An academic or government specialist in the field of methematics who works with law enforcement and drug companies to stem the rising tide of illicit meth use worldwide.

1. At a recent underground lecture, one of this area's leading methematicians discussed the widespread endorsement and promotion of various methamphetamine formulations by the medical profession and pharmaceutical companies through the mid 1970s. The most successful of these products continues to be prescribed for narcolepsy, ADHD and obesity. The lecturer estimated that there are a half million regular recreational users and another three hundred thousand self-medicators who continue to chase the institutional claims from the 1960s and 1970s that methamphetamine relieves depression, alcoholism and seasonal affective disorder.

2. The restrictions on the sale of pseudoephedrine in the U.S. have driven many of our most talented chemists to become methematicians for the Mexican methamphetamine Mafiosos and their "crystal cartels."
3. Lily Chemicals, USA announced today that its brain trust of methematicians had developed a new crime fighting additive to be incorporated into its pseudoephedrine based cold and sinus medications. The Lily spokesperson stated "that the company was committed to frustrating the synthesis of methamphetamine in all laboratories except those licensed by the Food and Drug Administration after consultation with the Drug Enforcement Administration."

methematician by frownandpops July 1, 2010

Mathematics 

An addictive subject, where succeeding at solving one of its problems, increases your desire to solve more and more.

But...

It is also a depressant, where failing at solving one of its problems, gets you depressed and lowers your brain activity causing you to feel dumb.

So take care people...

Michael: Hey man, what are you doing?
George: Solving some math problems.
Michael: You need to cut off on mathematics man or we'll have send you to rehabilitation.

Mathematics by TheUchihaHawk March 15, 2015

Marshall Mathers

Eminem's real "personality". The person who created Eminem and Slim Shady.

I'm Marshall Mathers, this rap will not be controversial, but what's the matter. So what it's my fucking style. Said Slim, who married Kim.

Marshall Mathers by ThatCrazyStan February 7, 2014

Mathew Baynton 

That dilf from horrible histories

Person #1: “Who is Mathew Baynton?”
Person #2: “That dilf from Horrible Histories!”

Mathew Baynton by helena.francisss July 1, 2021

Stephen Mathews 

A member of the Elite Squad, Stephen Mathews has risen to internet fame over the past year making youtube videos. Stephen has about 400 K subscribers on youtube and is growing at an exponential rate. He made an appearance in one of NELKs prank videos.

Stephen Mathews is my favourite Elite
Stephen Mathews is awesome

Stephen Mathews by BIGBUDDY2400 December 1, 2018