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Merk: (v) The act of projecting sexual or flirtacious advances on a relative, whether intoxicated or sober. Past Tense: Merked.
Guy 1: That drunk girl at the party last night was sitting on her cousins lap.
Guy 2: Yea! she was straight merkin.

Lannah: I hate to merk, but my cousin is lookin fine tonight!

Girl 1: Doesn't his new girlfriend look JUST like his sister?!
Girl 2: OMG he is SO MERKING!
Merk by yothisisVAnotWV August 4, 2011
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1. To kill some one.
2. To smoke marijuana.
1. "These thirsty niggas are lurkin You have to catch em and merk em." -50 Cent, "In My Hood"
2. Hey man, I just packed this fat bowl. Let's merk!
merk by HoMiCyD July 24, 2007
v. to take; to sample
Yo let me merk a little of that pizza.
merk by TXFLIP December 17, 2008
merk: noun; some one who goes on 4chan all day, avoiding their necessities of life, even in causing stress, drama and anger in other peoples lives.

merk: verb; the act of going on 4chan all day while not working, in many cases to avoid work but doing so in almost the same manner as working. (ex. office job)
dude if you're going to be a merkfag at least use more than one term other than "newfag" in your .

yeah I went to work and merked all day long, there wasn't much to do if the office.
merk by Tekron420 January 30, 2008
to 'pak' or hurt someone
don't merk me datz a lytle bit silly
dat boy got merked
he's goona get merked
merk by dapper December 12, 2004
to steal on a nigga

beat his black ass

knock someone out
that nigga bout ta get merked by ol boy i'm tellin u
merk by top dogg by tha law November 12, 2004