mashed pootatoes 

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

mashed potato ass 

An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.

My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.

mashed potato ass by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

mashed potato bowl 

The greatest thing to ever happen to KFC.

Consists of a layer of mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken bites, and cheese.

MOM: Okay, honey, what do you want for dinner?

ME: KFC mashed potato bowl.

DAD: Come on, can't we go out to eat for once??!

mashed potato bowl by Moyoya July 7, 2006

mashed cornbeef 

when a woman has been out in 100 degree heat, removes her panties and her beef curtains look as if they have been pressed with an iron.

Jenny had the worst case of mashed cornbeef I had ever seen, but I manned up and went in for the kill

mashed cornbeef by wamboozled October 10, 2014

Mashed Potato Brains 

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

Mashed Potato Brains by A sad FF April 22, 2017

Mashed Potato Sofa Wig 

Term used in the "Frippster" community as a place holder for whatever new band is trendy that week.

Wow, did you hear the new jam from "Mashed Potato Sofa Wig", it totally slaps!

Mashed Potato Sofa Wig by Mentae April 25, 2020

Mashed Pitts 

When you fuck a fat bitch and shit in her fat rolls to leave a snack for later

Lmao you thought I wouldn’t do mashed pitts

Mashed Pitts by Big dick chima January 19, 2021