Mardi Gras 

A big friggin carnival party that lasts one day in France, but lasts for several days here...The capitol of which is in New Orleans, Louisianna. The object is to collect the most extravagant bead necklaces and have fun.

THE GOOD: Parades, celebrations, and exotic costumes. Movie stars. Exotic masks & bead necklaces can cause, wild girls (drunk or sober) to flash their tits to ya in order to get em.

THE BAD: Rare occaisions that deal with pick-pocketers, thugs, drugs, and psychos running around with syringes filled with their HIV infected blood to randomly stab folks wit.

THE UGLY: Mardi Gras can have filthy streets and back allies.

I've been to Mardi Gras too many times...and each time got worse and worse than the one before!

Mardi Gras by Joshiro007 March 2, 2003

Mardi-Boob 

Naked boobies that come out at Mardi-Gras

Someone who flashes boobs randomly in public as if they were drunk at Mardi-Gras

We gone drive down Nawlins' way see some Mardi-Boob, yeehaww!!!

Mardi-Boob by Karfentanil February 17, 2021

Mardi Gras 

Common mistake thinking mardi gras is only at bourbon street when it is not. It is mostly located on st. charles where everyone gets wasted and smokes pot. It is not just in the French Quarter! ONLY IN NEW ORLEANS!!!

I smoked weed over Mardi Gras vacation.

Mardi Gras by popabitch May 13, 2005

mardi gras 

An overdone tourist-trap of a holiday. Mardi Gras merchandise is sold all year round in N'awlans. Makes me sick.

Lets go buy Mardi Gras beads in June!!!

mardi gras by Lumpkin July 4, 2005

mardi gras 

A lame justification to get hammered. A holiday that has its origin in Christianity, but has since been defiled by scum who think they can drink and fuck all they want.

Only insolent idiots celebrate Mardi Gras.

mardi gras by dmoney March 1, 2004

Mardi Gras 

The day before Ash Wednesday; the end of the Carnival season which begins on January 6. It's a public (and paid) holiday in New Orleans, so there's not really much to do after the parades. Of course, there is Bourbon Street, but only if you're a hopeless alcoholic, a complete loser, or a skank who is willing to show her breasts for Chinese plastic beads worth about twelve cents.

The day before is called Lundi Gras.

Man 1: "Dude, I waited until the night before Mardi Gras to go to New Orleans, because I didn't know that there's nothing to do the next day. Even the coffee shops were closed!"

Man 2: "You're an idiot."

Mardi Gras by ebenezer booze August 1, 2012

Mardi-Boob 

Tits that only come out at Mardi-Gras

Naked tits for free to see, touch, suck on, motor boat and plenty of em

The biggest gnarliest tits you've ever seen in your life

"We gone drive down Nawlins' see all dat free Mardi-boob, yeehaww ."

Mardi-Boob by Karfentanil February 15, 2021