Mamling 

An overwieght cousin of the humpback whale. However, this unnatractive species is known for its uncharacteristically fat thighs that coalesce just below its wideset vagina.

I went to see world and was astounded by the mamling!

Mamling by Giller whale June 7, 2004

mapping the coast 

1. The conversational equivalent to the phenomenon of coastline measurements* - getting so bogged down in the details of something that explaining it becomes impossible.

* The closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.

2. Getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. Often the result of being high.

1.
Cedric: It was last Tuesday; no I think Wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was Tuesday because I was wearing my blue shirt-

Bored Colleague: Cedric, you're mapping the coast. Shut up or just tell me what happened.

2.
Dude 1: So, have you thought about what I said last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and I nearly died of boredom. I'm not getting high with you again.

mapping the coast by Short Circuit August 11, 2010

mawling 

Enthusiastic oral sex.

She was mawling me last night.

mawling by lulcake May 21, 2014

Magling 

Magling is a fourteen day long festival of merry making and frivolity.

Originally, Magling was an Anglo/Hungarian feast but it's popularity is spreading throughout Europe and parts of Africa and the Americas.

The first day of Magling (Pilling Day) occurs on 23rd December. Magling Day itself is marked on 29th December each year.

The thirteenth day of Magling (4th January) is a special feast day (also known as Balint Day) .

Magling ends on January 5th or Wrestling Day.

Happy Magling Day!

Magling by Pilling April 8, 2016

Maphing 

When a person has been caught making an awkward face in a photo that they were unaware was being taken

Jim- "Hey have you seen that picture of Dwight?"
Pam-"Oh yeah Michael he was totally maphing in the background"

Maphing by unsweetea February 1, 2017

Darth Mauling It 

When you have a strap on in the front and the back and you move your hips back and forth in order to penetrate someone in front and behind you at the same time.

I got two people coming over, imma try darth mauling it tonight.

Darth Mauling It by Leona Tan March 2, 2020

mailing 

The definition of mailing is to message/ text a girl on Facebook/instagram etc.

The main purpose and meaning is to Flirt with a girl or Go out with her. upa divis

You'd send a text "what's happening x"
And then from then on out buck er. Mailing

mailing by I'll mail ur bird February 9, 2017