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1.) A small guy who takes it up the ass by 2 big black guys at once
2.) A very slutty girl; usually from Kansas.
1.) Did you see Macon with Jamal and Tyron?
2.) Guy#1: Dude i Just fucked Macon!!

Guy#2: Me Too.

Guy#3: uh... we triple-team Macon.
Macon by z5096464 February 11, 2010

Gandolf Macon

Gandolf Macon is a version of Randolf Macon and the Lord of the Rings dude, used referring to idiots, retards, dooshes, douches if your gandolf. Also used when referring to morning bed head, or looking like a hobo.
Macon is added when the person is super dooshus.
Ex. 1:
Joe: Yo wassup?
Dude: Nothing much..homie.
Joe: You wanna do me a favor and pay me back for that beer last week?
Dude: (runs away)
Joe: What a Gandolf.

Ex. 2:
Joe: Hi I would like a burger, fries, and a coke.
Dude: Ok sir drive around.
Joe gets the food and goes home and checks his bag of food.
Joe: WTF?
Joe has received a fish sandwich, onion rings, and diet coke.
Joe: That motherf****in' Gandolf Macon.
Gandolf Macon by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008
A very outgoing word for a girl who is smart,beautiful,adventurous,bold,and reckless.
Whoa,she's a Maconez
maconez by MaddieMaconez May 7, 2018

Maconatchie

The art of spraying shit on the wall while sitting on the toilet
Jeremy: If you need to use the bathroom avoid the third cubicle.
Mark: Why?
Jeremy: I had a vindaloo for dinner last night and managed to achieve a Maconatchie without even trying.
Maconatchie by Unofficial Mayor February 28, 2018
Some girl that’s knows how is make anyone smile. She can date a guy and make them fall I love with her . Her ex try’s to get her back she is one of a kind. She is beautiful pretty light skin. Tells you what’s on her mind . If you find her you better keep her she get hurt so love her with all your heart
Macon is on OF a KIND
Macon by :)/12 May 31, 2018
Macons tend to be short little bitches with no sense of humor. Think they are smarter than they are. They are very immature. Common attributes are shortness and blond hair.
Macons are bitches
Macon by IGoat11 February 28, 2019