lurking off 

Gaining pleasure from spying on people online.

I walked into the room and caught Daniel totally lurking off to Stacey's profile.

lurking off by Jef_Benedetti February 28, 2012

Lurking Murk 

A beady eyed spy who relies on honey bees and other type of insects to do his dirty work. This creature is so disgusting it will never say anything outright, just dole out a crapload of cryptic comments. There is no way to get rid of a lurking murk except by ignorance. Many people don't believe in its existence until they meet one eye to eye.

If you ignore a lurking murk it will disappear, just like fairies.

Lurking Murk by Nightmare123 August 25, 2009

Lurking Murk 

(n): An annoying rash that starts with minor itching, usually on the solar plexus, and then spreads rapidly throughout the nervous system upon repeated exposure to the CCfortwit bacterium. Ingestion of honey during infection tends to intensify its effects, often leading to involuntary outbursts similar to Turret’s Syndrome. No known cure, although elimination of exposure to the bacterium will usually reduce symptoms to minor residual rashes and irritation.

Oh no! This Lurking Murk has spread again! Maybe I just need to relax and stop reading so much.

Lurking Murk by bwahahaha93 August 26, 2009

lurking the book

An activity in which you lurk people's shit on facebook.

guy 1: "what are you doing on that girls profile bro?"

guy 2: "oh you know, just lurking the book"!

lurking the book by chadadadad October 4, 2010

lurking chicken 

A prank where one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, flapping their arms like chicken while leaning forward with an intent gaze; often for the purpose of startling someone.

I walked into my bedroom, and Derek was behind the door doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.

lurking chicken by OhFee August 23, 2017

lurking libby 

An individual who skulks in the shadows and corners, watching and spying on you while in public. A busy body. A person who noses into the personal business of others for their own sad entertainment.

Do you see that lurking libby over there recording our conversation with her phone? Watch out for Sally, I heard she's a real lurking libby, and she'll creep on your every move!

lurking libby by Thickrick66 October 29, 2020

Lurking Piles 

Hidden hemorrhoids that haven't dropped yet

Timmy's butthole was feeling quite itchy and aggravated when he woke up on Sunday. He turned to wife Sally and said "ugh I have Lurking Piles from all that pizza we ate this weekend; hoping those 'roids drop soon so I can get over it"

Lurking Piles by Uncle Joosie November 30, 2020