At around age 50 when mans testicles begin to sucumb to gravity, and are closer to his knees than his belly button.
Mike put his foot up on the bench after showering in the gym and unbeknownst to him his testicles swang out from below his towel and nearly slapped Tom in the face.
"Damn", Tom thought, "that nigga sure has got a low sac."
-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)
ex.
Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."
Shorts sold on the 08' Vans Warped Tour By the band All Time Low with the words GET LOW printed on the back.The shorts come in multiple bright colors and arew too often worn by people who do not need to.
ATL Fan 1:OMG I LUV YOUR SHORTS!!!WHERE'D YOU GET EM