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A cool animal, which is King of Randomness along with tophats, armadillo trousers, weasles, and toothbrushes with horns. Llamas have a tendency to spit on annoying people, evil people, ugly people, and punk-rockers. They also spit on Green Day fans. Llama fur can be used for making Alpaca jackets, which are expensive but tasty.
OMG! The llama just spit on that Green Day fan! (I think he was trying to make an alpaca jacket out of him...)
llama by Kamiye July 14, 2006
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Verb: The act of hocking a loogie that is combination of of semen and phlegm anywhere on to your partners body. Must be accompanied by a nasty hocking noise to be most appropriate. It is closely related to snowballing.
"My date was going great - I got a blowjob - I came - I thought it was swallowed - but then the son-of-a-bitch llama'ed me!"

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To pee, whilst standing upon an elevated surface.
I just Llama'd all over my desk, fuck!
Llama by Llamacalypse July 14, 2010
The South American beast-of-burden renowned for its fine wool and hairlip. A defeated Llama yields 2000 gold pieces and 150 experience points.
Ryan used the Llama's spit as lubricant because his peruvian escort had a dry cooter.
Llama by Ryan Guide August 25, 2007
a code name for the name of Dameon and Paige
omg I love the way that llama looks! they are so cute together
llama by llama avocado lemmon December 2, 2018