Lemoning

The art of shoving lemons up one's cock

He was lemoning till he had 62 inside him

Lemoning by Noodle Fart May 30, 2017

Lennonite 

Refers to strict followers of John Lennon and his music. Some are Beatles fans who look down upon McCartney even though they were both mind-blowing songwriters who changed music forever. They just had different styles.

Bill: "A day in the life" is a song written by John and Paul, credited to Lennon-McCartney.

Bob: Nope you're wrong!!! Lennon was the main singer therefore it was his song.

Bill: Typical Lennonite...

Lennonite by Hockeytown19 July 1, 2014

Lenoing 

Caressing a pet cat or dog but nuzzling it with your chin. Named after actor/host Jay Leno noted for his comedic wit and well-endowed chin.

I spent a few minutes lenoing my cat as she snuggled against me and purred.

Lenoing by ElegantButler April 29, 2015

Lennonism

A form of pacifist globalism based on his song imagine.

Lennonism is the only good form of globalism

Lennonism by Put you are Name here June 29, 2019

Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.

Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon

Landoning a post by landoning September 3, 2019

Lennying

Being extremely weird and or creepy, to the point of fault or danger, yet still being viewed as a normal member of society, derived from the character Lenny Leonard, from the Simpsons.

“I don’t understand why Tyler is so popular at school, He has a collection of animal bones at home, he’s totally lennying.”

Lennying by TheChemTrailTale April 26, 2021

Lennonnhardtt 

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.

"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt"

Lennonnhardtt by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021