Kiddie Pool 

1) A small pool about 10 feet in diameter usually used for small children
2) When a male ejaculates on a woman's or man's belly button and then proceeds to slap his penis on the belly button, creating a splashing effect.

1) I went to Wal*Mart to pick up the kiddie pool.

2) I gave my girlfriend a kiddie pool last night and stained the sheets.

Kiddie Pool by Nav July 17, 2003

Kiddie Boner 

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.

Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.

Kiddie Boner by theindiearmy August 13, 2011

Kiddie Coffin 

A coffin ment for little kids who no ones likes, fuck ups that no one like, or stupid fucks who die by commiting suicide or die by some dumbfuck way.

Dad: Bitch make me a sandwich!
Son: Fuck you dad, suck my balls!
Dad: thats it you little spear chucker, your goin into the kiddie coffin!
Son: NO daddy no!!!!

Kiddie Coffin by No gay in HOMO April 7, 2008

Kiddie Speedball 

A combination of a narcotic and a stimulant commonly prescribed to people. Called a "kiddie" speedball because it is prepared using commonly prescribed drugs. Most commonly consisting of Vicodin and Ritalin, but could consist of Adderall and/or Oxycontin. The combination of analesgic and stimulant properties deliver an excellent but easy to find high. Called a "kiddie" speedball because it is prepared using commonly prescribed drugs.

I finally collected the pills for a kiddie speedball after raiding several people's medicine cabinets, let's try it out.

Kiddie Speedball by Hickey69 June 17, 2009

Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

Kiddie Footer by olliebroon November 25, 2009

kiddie cockshot 

the shot version of the famous kid drink, the kiddie cocktail. Made with 4/5 grenadine and 1/5 lemon-lime soda, added in after the grenadine (not mixed). Vodka optional for the adult who enjoys this drink.

Bartender, make my son here a kiddie cockshot, he turns 11 today. - Can I see an ID sir?

kiddie cockshot by kspre December 21, 2017

kiddie lump 

A kiddie lump is a tuft of hair on a mans head. It usually occurs when a man has had long hair previously and decided to cut it really short. And the front is then gelled upwards approximately 1 inch in height.

Hey Pat, I prefer your ski jump to your kiddie lump!

kiddie lump by goobaliscious definition January 14, 2010