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Kwakisurpineku 

This is the incorrect response to a Japanese game show question. The penalty is being electrocuted. Also see Kwakisurpipiku

Sources: Saturday Night Live
Larry Templeton: Hey, excuse me, I won. What the heck are you doing here? Just a second here.. Emcee laughs MOTHER OF MERCY, I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!! Emcee prepares to ask question MARY, CALL THE AMERICAN EMBASSY!! Emcee asks question I DON'T KNOW!!! Emcee prepares to pull electrical switch NO, WAIT!! WAIT!! I know it, I know it!! nervous Uh.. Kwa-.. ki-.. sur-.. pi-.. ne-.. ku..?

Emcee: Kwakisurpineku?

Larry Templeton: confident Yes! Kwakisurpineku! laughs

Emcee: Hunji! Does it count!

judges shake heads no

Larry Templeton: elated Kwakisurpineku! Kwakisurpineku!

gong sounds

Emcee: Ohhhh.. Kwa-ki-sur-pi-pi-ku! pulls electrical switch, shocking Larry
Kwakisurpineku by Jacob Parker April 28, 2005
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Khalisha 

Khalisha is a great person she's helpful she will help you no matter what she's someone that you can trust always here for you she's crazy sometime
She make you lagh all day that is khalisha
Khalisha by Kaighlie May 4, 2020

7 girls 1 pair of khaki shorts 

A nice evening at the beach (has to be 65 degrees Fahrenheit so you can see their nipples). A party of 8 walking through the sand barefoot with 7 girls and 1 nicely dressed man who had to do it to em.
I can't wait to go 7 girls 1 pair of khaki shorts this weekend!

kakistocrat 

An unprincipled person in power. An incompetant leader, or puppet of a corrupt system
After taking office, the new mayor proved to be another kakistocrat, enriching his circle of friends and letting the city fall into ruin
kakistocrat by klik December 19, 2003

khaki jesus 

Khaki Jesus aka Steve Irwin. He is the only person to rock a pair of generic khakis
Friend 1: have you ever heard of Steve Irwin

Friend 2: do you mean khaki Jesus
khaki jesus by Gopackmc September 28, 2020

Khaki Butt Flap

When you have diarrhea and use it as lube for anal, then smack the ass cheeks with both hands as you enter
Fuck man, I gave her the gnarliest khaki butt flap the other night after eating Chipotle.
Khaki Butt Flap by Alan Lights January 7, 2023

Khaki-Fever

1. A woman with the 'condition' of being ridiculously attracted (generally sexually) to a soldier in uniform.

2. A Woman who believes it is her patriotic duty to have promiscuous sex with men in uniform.
That Jenny-Lois sure seems to have those Marine get togethers at her place a lot. How Patriotic! Shes doing her civic duty.

Actually i think she just has Khaki-Fever.