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Keebler Pass 

A mountainous area in Colorado where tasty confectionery snacks come from.
Disappointed third-grader: Blast it all --- here I thought our vacation in Keebler Pass was gonna be a Wonka's-chocolate-factory type of adventure... a tour of a place where the entire landscape was made from sweet candy and crunchy baked flour! Little did I know that it was just a bunch of boring inedible ROCKS that I hadda laboriously clamber over!
Keebler Pass by QuacksO June 14, 2020

keebler fudge 

when your fucking raw, and 90 degree shit gets on your shaft and tip, and some on your ball hair.
tom got keebler fudge all over my cock.
keebler fudge by Joshua Ames November 9, 2020

Keebler Elf 

Greg is a Keebler Elf
Keebler Elf by God status November 24, 2021

Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.
Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.
Doobie Keebler by PaulG September 11, 2008

crusty keebler

dried up jizz left all over pants after beating off
cory has crusty keebler all over his shirt
crusty keebler by brent little December 3, 2006

Like cookies in a Keebler factory

1. Something extremely common, ordinary, mundane, or insipid. Mass produced.

2. Refering to people that mindlessly follow the crowd for no reason other than the need to fit in.
What you may call dressing up is probably what I call the thousand-duplets uniform: what the hoi polloi who are cranked-out en masse like cookies in a Keebler factory feel compelled to wear on such occasions to fit in.