smashed kebab 

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

smashed kebab by paul March 18, 2004

Slaughter Kebab

is a phrase used when something good happens.

and is always followed by a finger wag.

depending on how great the news is the finger wag can go from a loose finger wag to a tight one.

gav: we wrote a new song today
Sean: Slaughter!!

eg 2

Sean: i have 4 cans left

Dwayne: Slaughter Kebab!!

Slaughter Kebab by leanne b May 19, 2009

Shishy Kebab 

Only the coolest, most awesome youtube channel in the world ever!!!

Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Watching YouTube.
Dude 1: Epic, who?
Dude 2: Shishy Kebab!!!
Dude 1: Awesome, I love that guy, I'm going to watch some too!

Shishy Kebab by YouTube Review November 2, 2020

Bepistani shish kebab 

When one shits on the ground, then impales the shit with a twig in the fashion of a kebab stick, like they are roasting marshmellows

"Damn! Timmy sure did a Bepistani shish kebab

Bepistani shish kebab by Laptevograd hood thugshaker June 14, 2022

sex kebab 

To have a Sex Kebab is for a mans anus or womans vagina to be torn during sex by a mans penis. it is called a sex kebab because the ass or vagina is torn like a pitta bread and filled with meat (penis) and special sauce (seaman).

Hey guys last night i had a sex kebab ..... it hurt

sex kebab by a__f December 15, 2007

badly stacked kebab 

An untidy vagina, normally only to be seen by man late on a weekend morning between the legs of the filthy old troll he staggered home with the previous night, after the effects of 17 pints of lager have worn off. Can cause distress, nausea and vomiting.

The Prime Minister's wife delighted and entertained the guests assembled for the banquet with her speech on law reform, but she should have declined the offer of a third glass of sherry, for her decision to perform a trick with a ping pong ball caused distress among many of the diners when she opened her legs to reveal a badly stacked kebab.

badly stacked kebab by Bunkerbuster October 15, 2006

Shish kebab 

Another way of telling someone to shut up or shush.

David: "So, did you score? Did she kiss you? Did you get her number? What did she smell like? Are you gonna go out with her again? Do you think this is true love?"

Jonathan: "David.. SHISH KEBAB!!!"

Shish kebab by consuelaman October 10, 2011