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Jeep Jihad 

Also reffered to as "Jihad Jeep" -- a cheap method of racking-up kills in Battlefield 2 (and Battlefield: Vietnam) at the expendure of your own life (usually). It happens by a person attaching rediculous amounts of c4 onto a jeep or other fast mover and drives it into a crowd of people or vehicles, jumping out and detonating (as you cannot detonate while inside)

Also, historically: Before the more recent patches in Battlefield 1942, back in the day, the Willies Jeep or Kubelwagen were extremely fast and prone to detonation as if it so much as colided with a pebble in the road. Cashing it at full speed into another vehicle (usually a tank) would more than likely destory it. (sometimes a person could jump out if timing was right). THen they implemented e-breaks.
Admin! Crzy_noob2024 is Jeep Jihading us! Statpadder! statpadder!
Jeep Jihad by Yonsen November 30, 2005

ask jeeves 

A dumbass man on the internet, you can't get a straight answer from jeeves.
Jeeves-Ask me a question
Me-Where can i find pictures of men in the nude?
Jeeves-The answer is, Carpet right the number one place for carpets.
Me-AHHHHHHHHH!
ask jeeves by GirlSkater February 3, 2004

heebee jeebees 

A feeling that you get when you are with a person that you do not trust or are uncomfortable with.
I ALWAYS get the heebee jeebees when I'm with M.Escroc.

When I'm with her, do i give her the heebee jeebees?
heebee jeebees by Despina897 May 21, 2010
1. Person: Reginald Jeeves.

Arguably British novellist P.G. Wodehouse's most famous creation, Reginald Jeeves is the consummate Gentleman's Personal Gentleman. He serves as valet (not butler, mind you) to Bertram Wilberforce Wooster, a genial young member of the idle rich in fictional 1920's England. Jeeves is almost unnaturally competent, and his role in the books is to fish Bertie and his pals out of the many and various scrapes they get themselves into. This often involves getting Bertie un-engaged and sorting out troubles with uncles and aunts. So legendary is his brain (so large that his head sticks out in the back), that his help is often enlisted by Bertie's friends and relatives as well.

Jeeves is perpetually poised, and is portrayed by Bertie (who narrates the books) as an almost superhuman figure, 'gliding' and 'shimmering' in and out of rooms. His speech is convoluted yet precise, and he often quotes great works of literature to assist his point. He rarely shows any expression save a slight twitch of the mouth or a raise of the eyebrow, but to one well-versed in reading 'the Jeevesian dial' as Bertie would have it, he can be even more expressive than the most extroverted of people.

In the early nineties' ITV series 'Jeeves and Wooster,' he was portrayed (marvellously) by Stephen Fry, to Hugh Laurie's Bertie Wooster.

2. A stereotypical name often used in fiction for a male retainer of any variety, be he butler, valet, footman, chauffeur, etc. This springs, of course, from the Jeeves books.

3. Related- 'Jeevesian', adjective- as Jeeves would do. Eg: in the manner typical of a perfect servant, valet, or butler
'There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, "Do trousers matter?"'

‘The mood will pass, sir.’

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'But as I always say: Jeeves moves in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.'

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'Jeeves! Never had I been quite so glad to see the dependable black bowler hat and implacable phizog of my valet, and many times have I been glad to see the chap, he having extricated myself and many friends of self from uncountable sticky circs.'
jeeves by Culumacilinte October 26, 2007
1. Generic name for a butler, generally informal and rude.
2. Mascot of search engine ask.com

Both are derived from the fiction of P. G. Wodehouse, whose character Jeeves quickly became known as more than a mere butler but something of a hidden genius, for Jeeves had the answers to everything.
1. "Hey Jeeves, disappear! I've got some private buiness I need to attend to."

2. When his master enquires about newts, Jeeves responds,"Oh, yes, sir. The aquatic members of the family Salamandridae which
constitute the genus Molge." -from the novel Right Ho, Jeeves!
jeeves by sandi June 6, 2004

Jeepression 

When one person desires a Jeep very badly. It results in a person feeling ultimately depressed after seeing a Jeep.
I have Jeepression after seeing that Jeep pass by.
Jeepression by Cailahix11 May 22, 2019