Jacked up kidney top 

Pheochromocytoma, a tumor of the adrenal medulla causing it to secrete large amounts of epinephrine and norepinephrine.

"My patient in room 214 has a jacked up kidney top so I had to prescribe her phentolamine."

Jacked up kidney top by David Cartwright May 17, 2007

jacked up to jesus 

when your hair is so high Jesus can touch it

source: toddlers and tiaras

your hair is jacked up to jesus

jacked up to jesus by jymmrtn October 31, 2014

jacked up truck 

country folks use the term jacked up truck meaning it's a lifted truck that has some dang nice tires to go along with it for muddin

city slicker: hey why is thart truck lifted up so high?
redneck: thats a jacked up truck whatchu think??!!!

jacked up truck by rererererererereredneck March 7, 2017

jacked up jane 

Jacked up Jane is the nickname given to jane schaffer, the inventor of the Jane Schaffer writing program.

Cami: I have this essay I have to write by tomorrow!
Luke: It's not the jacked up jane method, right?
Cami: No! Thank god!

jacked up jane by Luke Stotler April 27, 2008

jacked up jamison 

(noun) term used to describe a person that lies to good looking girls about other people to make himself look good

Mike is pulling a jacked up jamison. I didn't say anything like that about her.

jacked up jamison by Mr. Hart July 11, 2007

Jacked up grill 

A versatile phrase that can be used in any situation - as an adjective, excuse, a loud call to break an awkward silence...Anything really. Namely what will happen to you as a result of various negative situations.

Sorry, I can't stop to talk, yo - I got a Jacked up grill.
That honky didn't invite me to play dominoes, he must have some jacked up grill!
I'm gonna get one jacked up grill if I can't get a ticket to the Pistons-Suns game.
That sucka must have one jacked up grill to be hitting up that hoe.
I GOT A JACKED UP A GRILL!!! (used to break awkward silence)
My grill's been getting jacked up lately cause you aint been home.

Jacked up grill by Whiteside December 24, 2008

jacked up on butter 

A term used when you eat so much mother fuckin better that you preform a persevere that involves ripping the butter sticks out of your asshole than deepthroughting them until you choke and die

Yo that fag just got jacked up on butter!

jacked up on butter by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015