Jabroni 

A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.

Our roommate is such a Jabroni.

Jabroni by Lindser Pants Amadeus November 16, 2010

jabron city

A collection of Jabronies in one single place. See definition for Jabroni.

This party is Jabron City.

jabron city by Frenchtown May 14, 2014

jabronize 

1: To annoy or aggravate a person or group of people by acting towards them in a manner typical of a jabroni.
2: To cause damage, confusion, or other negative effects upon an object or situation by acting in a manner typical of a jabroni.

1: A drunken man was jabronizing two girls at the bar.
2: He jabronized his new bicycle by attaching an ugly milk-crate to it.

jabronize by M. Topcuoglu September 16, 2005

Jabroni Tail

A gooch hair pony tail.

Dude, check out this Jabroni Tail!

When I went down on him, I noticed he had the sweetest Jabroni Tail!

Jabroni Tail by BigFerda November 27, 2018

Jabronecois 

A French-Canadian Jabroni. A mixture of "Jabroni," a term which finds its origins in Pro Wrestling describing a loser, no good son of a bitch . And "Quebecois," which describes a person of the French-Canadian persuasion.

Mitch: Did you hear the Prime Minister of Canada confiscated peaceful protestors' bitcoin and put a lot of them in jail? What a total loser.
Randall: Yea, he's a real Jabronecois.

Jabronecois by AndrewDClay November 17, 2022

jabroni quotient 

The Jabroni Quotient is the percentage of males , from New Jersey / New York / Connecticut , infecting a particular event , place, or town. Creating a negative experience.

Dude I tried to go to the Sopranos Screening last night at the Theatre and Jabroni Quotient was maxing out , I had to get out of there.

jabroni quotient by skiptracingclub September 28, 2023

Jabroned

To dick over a friend or coworker for one's own personal gain;

To be on the receiving end of grave unfortune

Reggie used the last of the toilet paper without fessing up and jabroned all of his coworkers.
The rain shower jabroned everyone at the picnic.

Jabroned by Sir Francis Marion April 21, 2015