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jabronics 

Someone who is talking stupid or just says stuff no one cares about.
"Yeah I was with this girl last night and she was all up on me and I nailed her at my crib last night."

"Yeah sure dude, stop speakin Jabronics."
jabronics by Kevin McGrew February 20, 2008
An asshole. As in: “Look at this fucking asshole!”
Like, if you see someone riding down the middle of the street on a unicycle, naturally you’ll say “look at this fucking asshole.” That’s how you know, the fate feared by all, one worse than skinny ankles, that they’re a fucking jabroni.
“What’re you doing jabroni?”
“Look at this jabroni pouring his milk before the cereal”
“Yo jabroni stop being a hoe
...and renditions thereof
Jabroni by jcgu July 8, 2018
A punk/idiot. Someone who you try to avoid. Someone with no redeeming qualities.
Oh hey look it's Pauly c! What a jabroni. We should probably leave.
Jabroni by Ct860 December 11, 2013
Jabroni is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"
hey you freakin "Jabroni" whats the matter with you?
Jabroni by Brian atenco May 25, 2004

Jabronistan 

Broward County, Florida -- due to the shockingly high jabrone count.
Once you've left Dade County and entered Jabronistan, you're now basically in Alabama.
Jabronistan by AWH June 11, 2006

Jabroner 

1. The chief overseer or ringleader who represents a posse of Jabroni (See “Jabroni”)

2. Being a simpleton, Jabroners are often illiterate and words with more then two syllables are not in their vocabulary.

3. One whose stench alone is enough to start a fist fight at children's cancer charity walk fundraiser.

4. Jabroners will often pick fights, scream profanities and act aggressively towards individuals who are not capable of defending themselves, usually infants and the elderly.

5. Jabroners excel at ruining great opportunities for others, scoffing and emitting bodily fluids as catastrophe overwhelms the victim. They take pride in this as it is the primary fundamental that defines them.
Jeff : “Dude, whats going on with all that commotion over there?”

Greg: “Looks to me like that group of douche-bags overran the rescue missions community brunch again.”

Jeff: “Yea, that Jabroner seems to be leading the assault, he's pushing that handicapped guy in the wheelchair over the 5th street bridge!”
Jabroner by Jabrowni August 5, 2011