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shit incognito 

when in the normal course of taking a dump, it, for either unexplained or explained reasons, doesn't smell.
dude, i had a boxing match last nite. my opponent beat the crap outta me, and gots my nose all busted up. anyway, i had to takes a dumps this morning, and my normal paper peeling stench was shit incognito.
shit incognito by tom francen August 26, 2007
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incognito mode

A place where people go to watch porn.
We went incognito mode for no reason.
incognito mode by PersonThatShoots February 8, 2018
a mode in the new google chrome browser that doesnt trace youre cookies or history. somtimes referred as "porn mode"
DUDE I WAS DOING THINGS IN SECRET IN INCOGNITO MODE!!
incognito by COB!@R#$FAS October 22, 2008

incognito bush

A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).
Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."

Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"

Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"

Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
incognito bush by westfalia May 11, 2010
Moe: "Homer, i said you couldnt come back."
Guy who looks like Homer: "Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Dr. Incognito?"
incognito by PeaTearGriffin May 13, 2005

Incognito Skypeato

The face one makes when skyping a friend but continues to surf the web forgetting that the friend can see your face.
Guy1: Dude look at this chicks face she forget we were here

Guy2: Yea bro her Incognito Skypeato face is almost as good as her O-face.

Incognito slapper 

A slapper that bypasses age restrictions somehow on popular sites like yellow and literally slips under the radar to try to get some
Guy: why are 14 year olds matching with me when my age preference is set to 16-17
Mate: it's them incognito slapper s again or you're lying and actually a nonce