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afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad 

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
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infested banana 

where you get your mother to insert a rotten banana far up the anal cavity, when pulled out this causes an explosion of shit from the sphincta spraying all over the mothers face. you then take the banana from your mothers hand rub the poop off her face and deep throat the banana.

Crab Infested Cuntcake

A slutty woman that is infact infested with pubic crabs.
"That crab infested cuntcake stole my boyfriend! It's alright, crabs are highly contagious!"

fly infested cum bubble 

when a skank makes cum bubbles from her butthole.
holy shit did you see that fly infested cum bubble... LETS MAKE A RUN FROM THAT SKANK!!

hemroid infested shit ass 

A stinky ass hole with popped boils all over the interior
Nick get away from me you hemroid infested shit ass

maggot infested hand 

A hand infested with a maggot.
that hand is infested with a maggot!
AAAAAAAAAAH MAGGOT INFESTED HAND!!!!!

rat infested shithole 

Cocksuckers like Todd and Phillip hang out at the rat infested shithole in Boston where they watch their faggot team play baseball.
rat infested shithole by Steve February 12, 2004