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Canadian Immigrant

Someone from Canada who crosses the border into the States with the intent of stealing all our tech jobs and marrying our Alaskan women. The worst part is if you confront them aboot it they just say "Sorey" and give you a beer, which makes it really hard to be mad.
"Ah I see you've met Jeff... You know he's one of those Canadian Immigrants right?"
"Crap, I bet he came down here and married a nice Alaskan lady and is working for some kind of tech firm now..."
Canadian Immigrant by MHorton32 January 4, 2018

Love Immigrant 

An individual who leaves his/her native country and moves to a foreign land for the primary purpose of being near, or living with, their lover, partner, spouse, fiance or significant other.
David's main motivation for moving abroad from New York to Paris was to be with his girlfriend, Jean. Regardless of whether he finds work or other reasons to stay, David is first and foremost a love immigrant.
Love Immigrant by MeganInMunich November 29, 2006

Baby immigrant 

A person who immigrated to a new country as a baby and was raised around the culture of their country of origin thanks to parents/guardians but was raised in a different one
Person 1: Dude, she’s practically from here.

Person 2: Oh, didn’t you hear? She’s a baby immigrant. She was born there and brought here as a baby.
Baby immigrant by Iferrari June 11, 2018

inspektor immigrant

A person who is often not actually an immigrant but is born as a second generation immigrant, this person has often the apeal of a foreigner but speaks the native language very well

This person is often a troublemaker and does a moderate amount of dum shit
"Inspektor immigrant got drunk on a weekday, lmao his parents are going to kill him"

The Illegal Immigrant Fart 

The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.
"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."

internet immigrant

Someone who has not grown up with the current technology.
"I wasn't born here; I travelled to these shores of technology. I'm an internet immigrant."