HollaBack Humpday 

When you send out an invitation to one of your regular bootycalls on a social media sight for Wednesday night.

damn Its Wednesday and I'm horny...I'ma HollaBack Humpday my gurl Patricia on her Facebook wall and see if she's free!

HollaBack Humpday by Sexyandbored January 17, 2013

The humpers 

Omfg, when a desperately horny guy wants to fuck any and everything, including dry humping the air while walking, just so he can attempt to bust a nut.

Reba boom is so stupid, he walks around with the humpers like nobody can see him. Someone get that man a Fleshlight!!!! Or a blow up doll.

The humpers by Noresun2noAmy2 November 1, 2021

Cactus Humper 

When a person the shaves their nederlands and it grows back to a stub and tears up their partner.

Man my g/f really turned me into a Cactus Humper last night.

Cactus Humper by BoXeR311 January 9, 2005

Humper Bumper 

1. Nown - Butt
2. Nown - Ass
3. Nown - Backside
4. Nown - Booty

Check out the humper bumper on that chick.
That girl has a thick humper bumper.

Humper Bumper by wile September 8, 2013

wallet humper 

Similar to term 'Gold Digger'.

A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.

wallet humper by cruznsquaw June 12, 2003

blanket humper

Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.

Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!

You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.

*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe

blanket humper by Savagemylads November 30, 2018

Crocodile Humper 

An Australian person that nobody likes.

Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper

Crocodile Humper by Oorwlly January 20, 2023