Goin' hiking

Cheating on your wife.

Honey, I'm Goin' hiking on the appalacian trail! These senate sessions are just wearing me out.

Goin' hiking by SammyNyc July 10, 2009

Asshole Hacking 

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer

Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now

Asshole Hacking by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019

bitch hiking 

when your trying to hitchhike but you point the middle finger instead so they could see it better since the middle is longest

bitch hiking = oopsies.

bitch hiking by this isnt sam November 20, 2020

hucking dingas

A slang term used by many high school students for chewing tobacco in the area north of Boston. Very common in Salem, Beverly and Peabody.

We always be chillin' behind 7-11 and hucking dingas with the crew.

hucking dingas by KushMinded October 14, 2010

hacking off 

busting a nut, beating off, pounding off, jerking off, jacking off, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, rabbit in and out of the hole, driving over the bridge, firing off some white stuff, meatbag'in it, angering god, going blind, spraying the fire hose, milking the weasel, pleasuring yourself manually, touching yourself, taking a trip to England, forst'in the wheaties, abortion alternative, masturbation.

Dude, I was hacking off the other night and my mom walked in. So awk!!!

hacking off by coolcatgiantsfan August 14, 2010

That's like hiking without high heels! 

Used when talking about a really bad idea or something that seems very hard to do

"Let's write an Octave function with many for loops"
"Dude! That's like hiking without high heels!"

That's like hiking without high heels! by Idoger Bontes October 4, 2018

hocking loogies 

To expell phlegm or any amount of secretions from the mouth in a loud form.

Jeremy was hocking loogies all day after a long night of smoking and drinking.

hocking loogies by Dr.Alcock October 2, 2013