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hershey highway

The dookey chute. The pootie trail. Mud trail. Path for an assfag's cock.
That assfag likes it up the hershey highway
hershey highway by preacha man April 25, 2003

hershey highway hitchhiker 

Gay man who likes to be the pitcher when having anal sex. He hops on board the hershey highway for a little ride.....
That guy is a freakin' hershey highway hitchhiker....

hershey highway road warrior

The best way to call someone a flaming homosexual.

"Hershey Highway" Refers to the "Chocolate Road" which is in fact a man's anus.

"Road Warrior" = Flaming homosexual lolz.

These two phrases combined produce a very fulfilling burn which just rolls off the tongue and often spurrs spontaneous orgasms in nearby females within a 15 metre radius.
Guy 1 - "Lol so i was shopping at HH Greg and I found the cutest pair of little shoezies!"
Guy 2 - "... Hershey Highway Road Warrior Rly?"
Nearby Women - "UUUNGH!!"

hershey highway rider 

someone, usually a homosexual male, that partakes in the ramming of the shit canal.

an ass pirate

'O gay lover of the bum'

one who plays hide the salami with his homo partner

and finally.....a gay male that believes it is OK to make a tootsie pop with his pennis.

origin unknown....but believed to come from a gay factory worker from the south that was employed by the candy bar company.
Boy George is a hershey highway rider

Ru Paul

George Michael

?Fred Durst? --That one album 3 dollar bill ya'll makes me wonder if he parades the arse

all of the previously listed people are either confirmed or 'believed to be' hershey highway riders!!

hershey highway henchman 

likes to work around the anus of another person.

A gay fellow.
Queer.
Homosexual
Jim got a reputation in his fraternity for being a real hershey highway henchman

Hershey Highwayman 

A man who likes bashing other male's turds.
Kevin: Christ, look at the leather trousers on him, he must be a hershey highwayman.