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"wait people have a preference for that? if I want to piss quietly I piss to the side, and slowly. The flow of the pee will be spread over the surface of the side toilet bowl, limiting the noise. If I want to piss as loud as possible I piss in the direct middle as that causes the most turbulence in the toilet bowl, as well as air mixing. If I hate the person who owns the house I piss on the floor, as piss smell lingers in the air even after cleaning allegedly idk. idk what my default state is but I assume its off-center inside the water in the toilet bowl. If I want to save water I piss near a tree or in the shower as many other people do. If I want to poo I sit down on the toilet and then pee, and wherever the pee goes the pee flows."

-The Hemi
Hemi by Piss Legend October 15, 2021
The nickname of a Birmingham male who is very nice And well known
Hemi by Hello there I’m daddy November 22, 2021
The Hemi engines, known by the trademark Hemi, are a series of American I6 and V8 gasoline engines built by Chrysler with overhead valve hemispherical combustion chambers.
Hemi is the most powerful engine.
That V8 Hemi sounds so good.
Hemi by Chrysler5.2 November 22, 2021
The most beautiful thing in the world, which has the power of love <3
You really are hémi
Hémi by Lolilo11 May 24, 2021

hemi-clit 

A clitoris like appendage formed on or in a woman's anus able to produce an orgasmic response. This is usually a result of repeated, prolonged and intense anal intercourse.
Upon examining Jennifer's asshole he noticed that she had must have enjoyed a lot of anal sex because she had a hemi-clit.
hemi-clit by Paul December 21, 2004

hemi powered dodge ram 

a dodge ram with a hemi.
sunday,sunday! Goin fishin in a hemi powered dodge ram 1500!
hemi powered dodge ram by Nigga January 27, 2004