Fresh from the hamper 

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.

Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.

Fresh from the hamper by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011

Magic Hamper 

The place you get previously worn - yet clean smelling clothes from.

If you leave a pair of jeans in the hamper long enough they lose the funky smell that caused you to throw them into the hamper in the first place!! It's MAGIC!!!

"Is that a pasta stain on your pants?"

"So it is... looks like my magic hamper missed a spot."

Magic Hamper by Cleveland Danny June 13, 2008

Cum Hamper 

A female or male that likes to swallow or take loads of cum in their mouth or ass.

Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!

God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!

Cum Hamper by Pig Demon the slut conqueror July 12, 2018

soup hamper 

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut the soup hamper, will ya?!

soup hamper by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

The Hamper Pooper 

The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.

The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper

The Hamper Pooper by Dirty Honkey July 4, 2008

Italian Hamper 

The floor. A chair. A table lamp.

Lucio tossed his duds into the Italian Hamper.

Italian Hamper by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Dirty Hamper 

An alcoholic beverage comprised of one part PBR and one part Old Style. Originated at Western Illinois University in Macomb, the dirty hamper achieved official status when it was added to the beer menu at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.

"I'd like a beer that's award-winning AND tastes like grandpa. Bartender, make me a Dirty Hamper!"

"All we got left in the fridge is a couple of stray tall boys. lets make some dirty hampers!"

Dirty Hamper by The Laundraman February 18, 2010