half and half 

A drink usually consisting of lemonade and iced tea.

"Lemme get a chicken box with salt, pepper, and ketchup and a half and half."

half and half by Melissa January 13, 2004

Half-n-Half Save 

While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.

Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat

(Child falls in pool)

Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)

(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)

Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"

Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"

Man: Huh?

Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"

Man: "No Problem-o"

Half-n-Half Save by jsanctuary13 June 22, 2011

half and half and half 

A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.

Anne: Carrol is such a coffee poser, she'll only fill her mug with coffee halfway before she drowns it in milk and sugar.

Jill: Yeah, i hate the taste of her half and half and half.

half and half and half by FrancisPerry August 21, 2010

half-and-half 

Half ice tea and half lemonade.

I'ma gone to the sub shop an' gettin' me a half-and-half.

half-and-half by JohnnyFree January 4, 2012

half and half 

A drug cocktail containing one half a 30mg Adderall and one half a 10mg Valium. The effect is a balance of the best aspects of cocaine and ecstasy. A counter-intuitive mix as the pharmaceuticals work at cross purposes, but the synergy induces a euphoric energy which is free from anxiety. Impaired memory is a side effect of the Valium, which can be another benefit, depending on what you did whilst under the influence of the cocktail.

"Big night planned at Rose."

"I'm definitely in, and tonight I'm rolling with a half and half. No way my sinuses can survive another coke binge."

half and half by Spencer's Cocktail January 22, 2009

half and half 

Known in Baltimore, Maryland as the equal mixture of iced tea with lemon juice.

Joe: Let's go to Lexington market to get a half and half.
Sasha: Ok, but make sure you bring your camera so i can tape all of the crackheads.

half and half by rx220 June 29, 2010

half in half

The process also known as "69"

Bob offered Jack a Ceveland Steamer, but Jack refused and offered to half in half bob instead. Bob graciously accepted.

half in half by Franny/courtney/christian January 20, 2004