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Fail-graphic Memory 

Someone who is able to read a paragraph of a book/text and recite it at any time using Fail-graphic Memory, thus whilst it is awesome, they are incapable utilizing the information in real life situations. Making them utterly useless.

Similar to: Photographic Memory
Michael: Hey man remember that long 'arse' paragraph on physics that allowed us to change the molecular format of gravity?
John: Sure! *recites said paragraph*.
Michael: Ah, fuck i dont understand that, since your remmeber it, use it.
John: I don't know how, due to my lack of ability to employ the said information to real life problems. I suffer from Fail-graphic Memory.
Fail-graphic Memory by TotallyHAM October 17, 2009
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Violent and Graphic Content 

A video of SpongeBob SquarePants, Mickey Mouse, Scrat (The Ice Age Squirrel) and a purple bug thing (That looks like something you would see in Blaze the Cat and Big Chungas had a child) beating someone up on a Road Rage in Russia. The video has become infamous for causing strikes on several YouTubers, including Markiplier and Cr1tikal (aka Penguinz0)
Guy: I can’t believe I got striked for “Violent and Graphic Content!” It’s not even that brutal!

spiral graphic 

A type of graphic that was very popular, highly overused & way too overrated in the 90s, created in Photoshop simply by using Filter > Distort > Twirl, any creator of which deemed him/herself a REAL graphic artist.
The first no-no in my list as an employer back in the 90s was anyone that had a spiral graphic in their goddamn portfolio.
spiral graphic by catfight12 January 8, 2009

Merde-o-graphic 

(Adjective, sometimes exclamation) When something is going wrong, though not sufficiently wrong as to render the user of the word/phrase incapable of speaking.
Of multi-lingual origin, formed in the most peculiar possible fashion, using the old French word merde (Literal transltation = Shit/bloody hell) and "graphic" (possibly referring to graphic violence, with the letter "o" in the centre of the word for good measure

NOTE: original spelling uses hyphenation, thus it is advisable to use it when using the word.
Ship is sinking, person then states, "well, this is merde-o-graphic, the ship's sinking, there's no life-boats left and I can't swim."
Merde-o-graphic by AwkOS V2*72 July 30, 2010

Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl 

a term and title from a chappell roan song. in an interview with capital buzz, chappell says it means "just a girl who is herself, living her life, having a blast in the club! i just think girls who really are so confident in themselves and love the fact that they're like, a freak, and weird." she later says on "bad bitch who is not afraid of anything"

fun fact: from the same interview, she says she got the term from an architectural digest youtube video
person a: emily is so confident and outgoing!
person b: shes a super graphic ultra modern girl

super graphic ultra modern girl 

What Chappell Roan needs, what every lesbian needs. Hot chick who's fun and exciting.
"my gf is a super graphic ultra modern girl"
"I need a super graphic ultra modern girl like me"
"Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl is my favorite Chappell Roan song"

Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.