Giannis Zafeiriou 

He's the definition of a MAN. He's the god and the G.O.A.T himself. Always knows how to satisfy every girl. He's funny and the most hot man to ever exist. All men want to be like him but noone is able to achieve that

Someone: Oh I wish as handsome as Giannis Zafeiriou
Someone 2: You know that he's unique and noone can be as perfect as him right?
Someone: Yeah I know that

Giannis Zafeiriou by Holy Zafeiriou Bible November 20, 2021

giannissexual

A severe condition of attraction and affection towards the 6'11 (allegedly) 2 TIMES MOST VALUABLE PLAYER , DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND NBA FINALS MOST VALUABLE PLAYER AWARD WINNER GREEK NBA PLAYER GIANNIS (GOAT (when he retires)) ANTETOKOUNMPO WHO IS ONLY 26 YEARS YOUNG.

Yo bro i was rock hard while watching the bucks game last night.
-That is because Giannis dropped 50 points you might be giannissexual.

giannissexual by sufferingfromgiannissexuality November 30, 2021

Science Granniii 

Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.

"You are the Science Granniii. Kicking down those nancy boys into mud."

Science Granniii by AdrianaRocks November 15, 2007

GrannyStyle 

Bending her over so far that her hip pops out of place and then she can't move so you may continue to rawdog

I did Gertrude Grannystyle

GrannyStyle by LilNykil November 5, 2010

green grannies 

When you've experienced spinach colored fesces all day long and now it has resulted in green skidmarks on your grannie pannies.

Moesha: "Girl, what be that rank smell?"
Buca Buca: "Ah shoo girl, it just be some green grannies."

green grannies by mr.miagi April 20, 2004

old grannies

Don't google!
You will be scared.
(Also don't search ancient grannies for your own good).

"I googled old grannies and death can't come sooner"

old grannies by The Big moist cheese December 26, 2017

GrannyShift 

changing gear really really slowly

Granny = Really Slow
Shift = Shift

Brian Spilner ( the white dude ) from fast n furious in his first race

GrannyShift by TiggerBoy November 19, 2003