green grannies 

When you've experienced spinach colored fesces all day long and now it has resulted in green skidmarks on your grannie pannies.

Moesha: "Girl, what be that rank smell?"
Buca Buca: "Ah shoo girl, it just be some green grannies."

green grannies by mr.miagi April 20, 2004

old grannies

Don't google!
You will be scared.
(Also don't search ancient grannies for your own good).

"I googled old grannies and death can't come sooner"

old grannies by The Big moist cheese December 26, 2017

Old grannies

Please dont go there on google images you will need to get bleach

Friend 1 Hey man have you looked up old grannies on google images.
Friend 2 No why
F1 just do it

F2 ok
*I minute later*
F2 MY EYESSSSS

Old grannies by Yourmomgay6969 August 6, 2020

Grannery 

A place of which one gets their grandmothers from.

"I'm going to go pick up my grandmother from the grannery!"

Grannery by Douglasc May 7, 2010

granniac 

1. A crazy elderly lady
2. A crazy elderly woman driver

Did you see her almost run me off the road?" "Man, she was a granniac!

granniac by wackichick January 3, 2011

Grannicizing 

Making fun of a child because he lacks a grandma; see Dadicizing

Man you ain't got no grandma nigga,
Bitch quit Grannicizing me

Grannicizing by TheCwispyJew October 21, 2022

Science Granniii 

Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.

"You are the Science Granniii. Kicking down those nancy boys into mud."

Science Granniii by AdrianaRocks November 15, 2007