grandma 

Short for the liquor Grand Marnier.

I'll take two shots of Grandma please.

I can't get the taste of Grandma out of my nouth.

grandma by Ryan Robertson May 13, 2005

grandma 

they are funny old women

My Mom;s Mom is a grandma

grandma by screamyourheadoff October 6, 2008

grandma 

when you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth.

paulina popped out her dentures and gave me one of the best grandma's ever.

grandma by sean January 3, 2005

grandma 

n. A long ash on the end of a cigarette, indicating that the smoker has not inhaled recently.

Johnny liked holding the cigarette to look cool, but he didn't like the smoke, so he always ended up with a grandma

grandma by Methatsetis March 14, 2009

Grandma 

your bong, new hip nickname in the sand hook/monmouth county are in nj.

Dude 1 : Yo, check my new grandma!

Dude 2 : Damn! She hits like Mike Tyson son!

Grandma by Wayneo Insano May 8, 2009

grandma 

SEE: vag (#2) especially look at the last example

I did your grandma but her vag was too fuggin loose!

grandma by y-dont-u-die March 29, 2005

grandma 

i have a grandma, she talks about beef and beans. shes from pennsylvania and says "warsh" instead of wash. grandmas are old ??

me "yo bl00d my grandma is from pennsylvania"
bl00d "my grandma is from canada, such as i, and she adopted a black child"

grandma by bl00d January 13, 2009