gouche snatcher 

Someone who walks around snatching vaginas

Yeah that girl was such a gouche snatcher

gouche snatcher by nothegouchesnatcher January 17, 2011

Gouche Bag 

1. The saggy wrinkly skin around the area between your A-hole and your P-hole. Also know as nutsack and scrotum.
This area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms.

2. A Gucci Hand Bag

1. Usher's Gouche Bag hurts from walking too much.
2. That shemale has a Gouche Bag.
3. Kid wants to get Gouche Bagged.

Gouche Bag by Gasoline Man April 1, 2005

Gouche Bag 

A derogitory way to refer to ones or anothers ball sack, usually in the form of an insult or a threat.

You tipped over my bong, so im going to kick you square in the gouche bag

Gouche Bag by 12 December 26, 2004

gouche sack 

a wrinkly gouche

his gouche was so wrinkly that he had a gouche sack

gouche sack by gghghgh September 11, 2010

gouche train 

Unkempt pubic hair starting from the scrotum and ending at the anus.

Person one: "what was her (gouche train) like?"
Person two: "It was thick as a lion's mane and twice as deadly!"

gouche train by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013

Gouche Bag 

a derogitory term used much like Douche Bag oly the flap of skin between your asshole and genitals

You Fucking Gouche Bag

Gouche Bag by Cameron March 21, 2004

gouche finger

the act of penetrating ones gouche with the finger. very painfull

I gave matt the worst gouche finger last night

gouche finger by Patrick Bouley February 8, 2007